This is about someone I work with. I knew that she'd had lap band surgery, although in my own eyes she was in no way obese, just nicely voluptous. Her husband sees it differently.
Anyway, she was dressed provocatively and caught my attention and I old her, politely, that she was stunning. She seemed quite happy to hear this and we have the kind of relationship where I knew I could say this without offense.
Anyway, mrs harps later told me that the surgery had been causing her to vomit a lot, which I called involunary bulimia. I immediately realised the irony and the trap.
lap band surgery / and involuntary bulimia - / she looks stunning #haiku
I hate hate HATE that humans feel the need to hurt themselves that way, i hate it, you brought all those feelings out, good for you!
ReplyDeleteThis is about someone I work with. I knew that she'd had lap band surgery, although in my own eyes she was in no way obese, just nicely voluptous. Her husband sees it differently.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, she was dressed provocatively and caught my attention and I old her, politely, that she was stunning. She seemed quite happy to hear this and we have the kind of relationship where I knew I could say this without offense.
Anyway, mrs harps later told me that the surgery had been causing her to vomit a lot, which I called involunary bulimia. I immediately realised the irony and the trap.
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